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duinegaidheltachd
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:43 pm
Post subject: A most ignominious predicament.
You are stuck in a locked room with a rattlesnake, a lion and a traffic warden. You have a gun and two bullets, what do you do?
You shoot the traffic warden twice
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imac93
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:13 pm
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i've heard a more football oriented version of that. osama bin laden, hitler and gordon strachen. guess who you shoot?
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